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Old Dec 07, 2005, 04:20 AM // 04:20   #141
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giant flesh eating beetle appeared
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 04:24 AM // 04:24   #142
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and quickly consumed both his legs and he passed out. After a few moments he wakes up in tremendous pain finally realizing how extreme his situation really was. He crawled to the telephone and picked the phone off the reciever and dialed 911 as fast as he could. After a few moments of silence, the man was shocked to find that a telephone cord eating beetle had chewed through his telephone cord. The man soon lost all hope and died on the floor a bloody mess. After a few hours, a beautiful baby cavity fairy was born from his horrifying mouth bones. After an hour had passed the cavity fairy stretched out her newly found white chocolate wings and flew out the nearest window, when suddenly
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 05:17 AM // 05:17   #143
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she got eaten by a chocolate-wing eating lizard. The lizard slurp the fairy into its stomach then farted. Chocolate gas diffused rapidly into the air and the whole town soon smelled like chocolate...except that it was smelly chocolate. Soon, people started mutating into
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 05:19 AM // 05:19   #144
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giant mutating FRIES!
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 05:24 AM // 05:24   #145
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The cavity fairy had to do something(she was still in the lizard's stomach)....she contemplated and decided to
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 05:26 AM // 05:26   #146
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blow up the lizard with her anti-cavity powers and
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 05:26 AM // 05:26   #147
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self destruct and than
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 05:28 AM // 05:28   #148
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blew up.
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 05:32 AM // 05:32   #149
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All that was left was a pile of anti-cavity powder. The strong wind blew the powder and had it scattered all over the lands. Soon...anti-cavity fairies started grwoing out of the soil. Several months later,
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 06:00 AM // 06:00   #150
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anti-cavity fairies began their plot to rule the world, which involved
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 06:16 AM // 06:16   #151
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the decaying of ppls teeth with their cavity enhancing paste which would instantly melt everybodys teeth once they use it. This would result in
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 06:29 AM // 06:29   #152
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...the invention of the anti-cavity enhancing toothbrush created by RED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GORED ENGINE GOroaches to....

(wth, i can't edit the text...the "red engine gored engine" always shows up....whatever just continue)

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Old Dec 07, 2005, 07:59 AM // 07:59   #153
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wipe out the midget fairies and their domination plan. The roaches are intelligent and are superbly
strong that

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Old Dec 07, 2005, 08:05 AM // 08:05   #154
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they will take over this world
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 10:34 AM // 10:34   #155
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with ease.
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 11:57 AM // 11:57   #156
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This will result in
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 12:10 PM // 12:10   #157
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a great depression as people would want to buy the roach products which would
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 03:32 PM // 15:32   #158
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kill them roaches but it actually
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Old Dec 07, 2005, 04:32 PM // 16:32   #159
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Just pisses them off, so
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Old Dec 08, 2005, 12:34 AM // 00:34   #160
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the fairies thought of a plan to
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